1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

"...women who write explicitly and honestly about sex and about what goes on..." From My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

The Magnavox console stereo that was in the house when we moved in.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

"Airline", Sunday night.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:

8:10 am

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

8:06 am

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Toto crunching on the treat I just gave her,

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About fifteen minutes ago. Checking what the weather was like so far.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

I got this survey in an email... before I came to my own site, I was at Suburban Bliss.

9: What are you wearing?

One of Christopher's shirts and my grey yoga pants.

10: Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11: When did you last laugh?

This morning when the dog jumped on the bed, taking over his spot.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A corkboard, a mirror and the light switch.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

I thought this video was quite amusing. I still want my bumper sticker that says "I'm not going to buy into a fucking diet that says, you know what? You can eat three burgers and a pound of bacon but not an apple because the apple has carbs, eee!" Heart the squirrel.

14: What do you think of this quiz?

It's amusing enough... ya know, for 8:30 in the morning.

15: What is the last film you saw?

"The Cooler"

16: If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A house with a stove that's newer than ours.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I was on the cheerleading squad in the 7th grade for a semester. I hate sleeping all by myself. I don't think Lindsay Lohan is all that damn attractive (and they're fake). Did I mention that I like girls?

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Ugh, there's too many things to change. Besides, you can't change just one thing without affecting everything else (usually in a bad way) so it's a moot point. But it'd be nice if everyone over the age of seventeen could get married to who ever they wanted, regardless of race, gender and/or denomination, we had basic Internet service that was free to everyone with a computer, people weren't starving, animal cruelty became a felony, SUV's would be deemed illegal unless you had a family of four plus (that can include dogs), young girls that are still developing weren't expected to look like supermodels and divorce carried an enormous fine for people that get married when they happen to have one too many at O'Charley's one afternoon.

19: Do you like to dance?

Hardly.

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

I wouldn't call him power-crazy or a nutcase but he's sure as hell not doing anything for this country. Oh, and I don't care what Daniel says, the man does NOT speak proper English whatsoever.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

If it was just my say, Emilie, Samantha, Catti, or Alanna.

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I liked Dylan or Nathaniel but um, yeah...

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?

In an everloving heartbeat.

before & after