Christopher has a really hard time putting the bath towel where it's supposed to go (the towel bar next to the tub). Note to his sister,co-workers, and ex wife (and those are just the people I have proof are reading this... anyone else, take this to heart as well)... this does not mean I don't love him. Please do not read anything more into this than what it is. He can't put the towel back where it's supposed to go. End of story.

Ow, my uterus.

The No Name Damn Cat has little mini-fangs. I think I may name the cat Van Helsing for shits and giggles.

If you put Kern's Pineapple Coconut Nectar in the food processor with frozen strawberries, it is really, really good.

Liberals and conservatives are equally stupid when it comes to the AOL message boards. Bush isn't "100% totally responsible for Nick Berg's death" and we shouldn't kill every "man, woman and child" in Iraqi. People, get a fucking grip.

Dorky joke for the day: A republican and democrat rush into a burning building to save a child. The independent stops, thinks about it using the brain she was blessed with and manages to save the child, republican, democrat and the burning building.

Yeah, I know, I didn't create it, all right?

I bought sugar free fruit bars at the store and I think I'm going to be ten again and eat dessert before dinner. Hee.

Dinner is a stir fry with lemon chicken and broccoli with fried rice.

I think Gawain had a perfectly logical response to a breakup - lesbians. A little girl-on-girl action never killed anyone and if it did, man, what a way to go.

The bad thing about living next door to one's parents? They will call you incessantly until you come over there and get the gallon of milk they bought you at the store that they didn't even HAVE to get but they were nice enough to do so, so damnit, "haul your ass over here and get it before Romeo gets home and will want you to keep him company all night".

Hey, Romeo beats other nicknames they could call him.

Like, ya know, the one I have for him - Jackass.

It's a term of ENDEARMENT.

Same with "Spud". People always think I'm ripping off Robyn'snickname for her teenage daughter. I'm the Tater, she's the Spud. End of story (not really but I don't have time, sorry).

I'm sorry I'm too pressed for time to do a real update. Try not to cry too much, I shall return. Oh, and to the person using UUnet to access archives that aren't even POSTED anymore, what the fuck? My life isn't even that interesting NOW, let alone back in the day when I was a whiny teenager living at home.

before & after