All I want to do is crawl back into bed. Mmm, snot filled goodness. I don't know how the hell I got a cold/the flu (no clue what it is) in JULY, let alone in 85 degree weather. It's horrible 'cause I'm freezing one minute and then even hotter than I should be another. I need to buy a kettle so I can have some hot tea. Yeah, yeah, it's Alabama, you'd think I'd never need to make hot tea but eh, sick is sick and sick requires hot steaming fluids (there is so an obligatory sex joke in that statement but I'll refrain). The only good thing about sticking it out at this damn job is I'll have sick time in like almost a month exactly. God knows that without medical insurance, I'll probably BE sick for a month so hey, it works. Then I'll take two sick days, Friday and Saturday and then be off Sunday and ahhh, bliss. How everloving pathetic is it that I'm getting excited about sick days I don't even have yet? Eh, it's all right, when my children are old, this will all make for a great story about "the worst place that mommy EVER worked at".

I showered last night at like 2 am so in all theory, I don't need to shower again today but maybe it will make me feel a little better. Maybe later I'll post about the electrical tape/ice pack story. Not nearly as kinky as it sounds, I promise.

before & after